Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world
Catholic pick up lines:
- Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
- You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
- My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
- The Bible says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
- Want to go to Adoration with me?
- Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
- Hi, this pew taken?
- I bet I can guess your Confirmation name.
- A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
- What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet everyone with a holy kiss" (1Pet 5;24)?
- You're the answer to my Novena!
- Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
- Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David.
- What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
- Read any good Bible passages lately?
- Wow! that grey/black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin.
- My friend told me to come and meet you. I think you know Him, His name is Jesus.
- How long have you been wearing a Scapular? We should discuss the Sabatine promises over a 40 hours devotion sometime.
- It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?
- Me, I prefer a more traditional Mass. I’m a regular Latin lover.
- You’re a saint! Kiss me, and make me a second-class relic.
- Let me get your number; I know this great place to go to on Sunday mornings. They have the best wine!
- In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?
- Confess here often?
- Your Pilgrimage or mine?
- Ah, so you're what happened to my missing rib!
- Hey, wanna study Theology of the Body?
- You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
- If you were made in the image and likeness of God, then God must have really beautiful eyes.
- Will you be the beautiful light in the dark night of my soul?
- I need a partner for my marriage prep class.
- Was I knocked out by your beauty or slain in the spirit?
- What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
- Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
- WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31.
- Hey baby, I just figured out that I'm not called to be a priest (nun).
- I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
- Your parish or mine?
- I lost my rosary. Can I use your fingers?
- You aren't married are you, because I'd hate to break the 10th Commandment
- #no but the one about the guardian angel#like imagine this dude who can see and hear his angel#'her! that's the one Jesus wants you with! go say hello!'#'really? just like Jesus wanted me to be with the last five girls we passed?'#'oh c'mon you're no fun. she's cute don't you think?'#'why do i have to do this?'#'your vocation is marriage isn't it? you gotta start somewhere'#'fine'#*walks up to girl*#'hey. my guardian angel things you're cute'#'oh you're so adorable! what a unique pickup line!'#'no. really. he thinks you're cute and we should date.'#'you're quite the charmer.'#'NO I'M BEING SERIOUS MY ANGEL IS LIKE A REALLY BAD WINGMAN. PUN NOT INTENDED.'
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
easter and oh look at that
we’re all still here
uh Hi everyone!! i know this is kind of out of no where but this is my good friend Ashley. I love her so much and she’s such a fun,loving person, and she needs help. She’s been fighting aplastic anemia for over 2 years and she recently lost her hair due to chemotherapy, and she’s only 15. For those of you who don’t know, aplastic anemia is a condition in the bone marrow where its unable to make enough white blood cells, red blood cells, and platelets. Its very similar to leukemia. It has caused her to miss a numerous amount of school, and she has had to undergo many surgeries and doctors appointments. In fact, she is unable to return to school for the rest of the year. she’s been gone since December.
Because of her condition, she can’t be out in the sun, take the stairs, and she gets very nauseous easily. If she has to be outside for a long time, she needs a wheelchair. At school I had to ride the elevator with her and make sure she was okay every so often.
Unfortunately, her family is unable to pay for the treatment she desperately needs. I don’t know if this will work, but I was hoping that if i posted this, some people on tumblr would help donate. The money would go towards a bone marrow transplant. It costs $10,000 and so far they have only made about $1,300.
Please im asking this as her friend and someone who cares about her. If you could just signal boost this or even donate a dollar it would mean so much to me and her family as well.
There’s only about a month left until this campaign closes so please help.
Thank you so much.
REBLOG THIS ! You can save Ashley’s life… I know we can do it ! It’s only $10,000… It’s nothing for tumblr ! WHERE ARE THE NOTES!
So this is pretty much the most accurate thing that ever described how I RP….
It’s about to get really Catholic up in here today.
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
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